Crows

Ok. I have a mean crow by my house. There isn't a nest about. It literally was on the telephone line outside my door and we exchanged glances. Finally, I thought this is the bird dive bombing me. (for about the past 4 weeks) Hoping my crow talk in eye glances worked, but no. I had walked out the door, up the stairs, saw the crow. Then rounded the hedge out the fence and was about 20 feet from the car and the crow flew by brushing my hair. Yes it is true, I have been buzzed by the crow many times recently. Just yesterday while at work I flinched, ducked my head into my neck and squealed, yes you read that right squealed when I heard someone ruffling papers. This is the first time I have seen the crow as he always attacks from behind. After the first couple times I started using an umbrella to walk to the car, then foolishly thought I was safe as the crow had led me to believe it had given up. I am contemplating becoming an agoraphobic. Unless Aaron is with me, because then the crow dive bombs him. So it is safe to go out with someone taller than me. Any escorts taller than 5' that are available to walk me to and from my car?